TITLE: Dear enemy...
LENGHT: part one | of probably three
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho (main), Jaejoong x unnamed girls, Yunho x unnamed girl
RATING: PG-13 for excessive use of 'bad words'
WARNING: language (Yunho's really angry with Jaejoong), humor may suck (like... really!)
GENRE: romance, angst, cheesines (oh, yes!), high-school drama and attempts at humor (*cough*)
FOR: lavenie_2619 who requested
THANKS TO: moon1084 for beta'ing (and yeah I'm verrrry thankful)
SUMMARY:
Jaejoong has always hated that Jung-kid. Since kindergarten probably although that bit may be his imagination. He doesn't know why but everything about Jung Yunho angers him. Maybe because he stole his girlfriend once in high-school or something. That's uncertain though... Maybe the two of them just don't get along...Would be a mircale if they did...

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TITLE: My life upside down
LENGHT: chaptered | don't know about the number of chapters yet
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho
RATING: PG this part
WARNING: m-preg (don't like, don't read!), cheesines, angst
GENRE: romance, angst, m-preg, humor (a little...)
FOR: kattan69 who requested it
THANKS TO: moon1084 for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
Jaejoong is a single father whose life is devoted to his 6-year old son Donghoon, a kid too smart for his age but oh-so-loveable. He has a nice job (because his boss likes him a little too much), a nice apartment and great friends. Everything seems perfect, if a little stressful...
But what happens when the father of the kid comes back into the picture after many years and claims Jaejoong and Donghoon his?

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to all those commenting: THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Just some... fic-ish things to destroy my writer's block...

"Girlfriends"
Jaechun
pg-13
not even one-shot length
here

"Blue Skies"
Jaechun inside 'the boy with the dead dog'-world
pg-13 i guess
not really one-shot length
here

My writer's block still isn't over but I'm trying hard and for now I'll try writing random prompts without any real sense and wish that someday mabe I'll be able to write more than just a few hundred words.

I'm so really sorry!!! T_T

so maybe people are wondering... where the fuck did she go?
I'm not dead... I'm still here! :D
but... I'm suffering form a major writer's block... have to relieve some stress I think...
so... this is an update-post xD

For you to see how I'm doing with all my fics at the moment... and of course...

WHAT I am going to write next!

so here you go...

next up is...

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TITLE: My life upside down
LENGHT: chaptered | don't know about the number of chapters yet
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho
RATING: PG this part
WARNING: m-preg (don't like, don't read!), cheesines, angst
GENRE: romance, angst, m-preg, humor (a little...)
FOR: kattan69 who requested it
THANKS TO: moon1084 for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
Jaejoong is a single father whose life is devoted to his 6-year old son Donghoon, a kid too smart for his age but oh-so-loveable. He has a nice job (because his boss likes him a little too much), a nice apartment and great friends. Everything seems perfect, if a little stressful...
But what happens when the father of the kid comes back into the picture after many years and claims Jaejoong and Donghoon his?

( Chapter 1 )

TITLE: Dear enemy...
LENGHT: two-shot (?)
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho (main), Jaejoong x unnamed girls, Yunho x unnamed girl
RATING: PG-13 for excessive use of 'bad words'
WARNING: language (Yunho's really angry with Jaejoong), humor may suck (like... really!)
GENRE: romance, angst, cheesines (oh, yes!), high-school drama and attempts at humor (*cough*)
THANKS TO: here should be the name of my beta but I don't have one at the moment...
SUMMARY:
Jaejoong has always hated that Jung-kid. Since kindergarten probably although that bit may be his imagination. He doesn't know why but everything about Jung Yunho angers him. Maybe because he stole his girlfriend once in high-school or something. That's uncertain though... Maybe the two of them just don't get along...Would be a mircale if they did...


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TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 6 of 6 [FINAL!]
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), mentions of Yoosu, mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-NC-17
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

||prologue||
||chapter 1|| <--NC-17
||chapter 2||
||chapter 3||
||chapter 4||<--NC-17
||chapter 5||<--NC-17
||chapter 6||

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TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 6 of 6 [FINAL!]
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), mentions of Yoosu, mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-NC-17
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing | but this chapter isn't beta'ed since she has some problems with her internet-connection
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

||prologue||
||chapter 1|| <--NC-17
||chapter 2||
||chapter 3||
||chapter 4||<--NC-17
||chapter 5||<--NC-17

WARNING!
Before you read I'll warn you that there'll be gore in this chapter (if that's the right word... sometimes it sucks not to have english as your fist language *coughs*)
but you've been warned although I think it probably won't stop you from reading (besides it really isn't that bad...)

( last chapter )

TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 5 of 6
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), mentions of Yoosu, mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: NC-17 this chapter
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

||prologue||
||chapter 1|| <--NC-17
||chapter 2||
||chapter 3||
||chapter 4||<--NC-17


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TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 4 of 6
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), Yoosu (later), mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: NC-17 this chapter
COUNTER:
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.



SMUT in this chapter!
( The second time is never like the first time. )

TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 3 of 6
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), mentions of Yoosu, mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-13 to NC-17
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

||prologue||
||chapter 1|| <--NC-17
||chapter 2||

( I know I promised him but I'm so tired and the only thing I really want to do is sleep. )

TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 2 of 6
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), Yoosu (later), mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-13 to NC-17
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

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||chapter 1|| <--NC-17


( Our shared apartment is as quiet as a church when I arrive there.  )

TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | chapter 1 of 6
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), Yoosu (later), mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-13 to NC-17| NC-17 in this chap
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
THANKS TO: narcolept_smurf for beta'ing
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.

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SMUT in this chapter!

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TITLE: The boy with the dead dog.
LENGHT: chaptered | prologue
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaemin (main), Jaeho (in one of the later chapters | one-sided), Yoosu (later), mentions of Jaechun, mentions of Jaejoong x Tibor, Changmin x rich, old man (could be pretty disgusting...)
RATING: PG-13 to NC-17
WARNING: language, violence, angst-y Jaejoong, clichees en masse, no seme/uke dynamics and of course lots of sex
GENRE: romance, smut, action
SUMMARY:
I'm not the best friend in the world and I'm not a good lover. To be exact I would probably be the worst lover ever known to menkind. I'm a whore... or call-boy if you want to know the exact term. I don't hear that term as often as 'whore' though so I'll just say whore. I sleep with men for money. That's what I do.


( I stir the coffee with my spoon. Round and round and round and round. )

TITLE: something like a loveletter [letter 6]
LENGHT: eurr... fic-chain?
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho
RATING: ... don't know but sex is mentioned [in a very strange way]
GENRE: crack and fluff?

letter 1 by me
letter 2 by joongielover
letter 3 by lucy_loveless
letter 4 by joongielover
letter 5 by erinastrid

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TITLE: Want is not enough...
LENGHT: one-shot
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaeho only~
RATING: errr... PG?
GENRE: sliiiiiiiiiiiiight angst [just a tiny tiny tiny bit perhaps?]
WORDCOUNT about 260 word [yupp... pretty short]
SUMMARY: Jaejoong's thoughts on His and Yunho's relationship.

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TITLE: untitled
LENGHT: one-shot ?
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: Jaejoong/Yunho
RATING: PG... errr?
GENRE: I really don't know... kinda romance
SUMMARY: Yunho is an artist but he can't seem to think of anything that is worth painting so he suffers the life of an artist, whose paintings have no soul nor feel. He badly needs an inspiration or his life in the new city will be over and he'll have to come back to his father who'll force him to take over a big company and to live the life of a boring businessman.
Yunho is now on the quest to find the ultimate muse for himself. Who would've thought this muse would turn out be such a wonderous someone?
AUTHOR'S NOTE If you read it and think: 'Hey, that sounds nothing like 'when the sun sets' then you're right. I tried something new and... better? We'll have to see... UNBETA'ED

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TITLE: when the sun sets
LENGHT: chaptered | 22 chapters
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: BenJae [Benjamin x Jaejoong], JunHye ? [Junsu x Jihye], JaeHo ? [Jaejoong x Yunho]
GENRE: rooftopfluff, confusion, boysex... pretty much everything xDD
SUMMARY: Yunho and Jaejoong meet on a rooftop and become friends....but but but and and and then? xD [I suck at summaries...-_-]

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TITLE: when the sun sets
LENGHT: chaptered | 22 chapters
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: BenJae [Benjamin x Jaejoong], JunHye ? [Junsu x Jihye], JaeHo ? [Jaejoong x Yunho]
GENRE: rooftopfluff, confusion, boysex... pretty much everything xDD
SUMMARY: Yunho and Jaejoong meet on a rooftop and become friends....but but but and and and then? xD [I suck at summaries...-_-]

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TITLE: when the sun sets
LENGHT: chaptered | 22 chapters
AUTHOR: Mäddy [moi cookiedealer former the_brainfuck]
PAIRINGS: BenJae [Benjamin x Jaejoong], JunHye ? [Junsu x Jihye], JaeHo ? [Jaejoong x Yunho]
GENRE: rooftopfluff, confusion, boysex... pretty much everything xDD
SUMMARY: Yunho and Jaejoong meet on a rooftop and become friends....but but but and and and then? xD [I suck at summaries...-_-]

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